It's Kind Of A Funny Story

My Notes

Okay, so this is one of my very few attempts at writing something that's actually funny so it's going to be a little vivid (or in this case really vivid) but this whole comedy aspect of things is just an experiment so enjoy!
;) 
There is this couple and the girl in the couple has already gone to the hospital 3 times because she thinks taht something is wrong with her, all 3 times her boyfriend goes with her and all 3 times the doctors say that nothing is wrong with her. On the third visit to the hospital the doctors gave the girl the 'all clear' like both the times before.
"You know all these visits to the hospital is really starting to remind me of the story called The Boy Who Cried Wolf." The boyfriend said. However this comment doesn't seem to put the girlfriend in annoyance.
"Do you want to hear a joke?" The girl asks.
"Yeah sure." The boyfriend replied.
"Have you ever heard of the nursery rhyme Jump It?" The girl asks.
"No, what's that about?" The boyfriend asks.
"It's a funny little story about my fist in your face and you jumping off the next pier that I see the next time you make that comment again!" The girlfriend explained smiling as she said it.

The moral of this story you might ask? Well that's simple, clearly the girlfriend was annoyed.
#whoknew?